Strange Things

Sugar Shock

erratic_prophet | 21 September, 2006 11:56

I want to kill my father today and not for the usual reason. No, it's not because he's a royal pain in the ass who refuses to do anything for himself but instead plays dumb and helpless. Nor his outrageously arrogant belief that he is, in fact, superior to all other human beings and should be treated as such. It's not even the trail of detritus he leaves in his wake-- I swear I have to clean up after the man more than I cleaned up after both children when they were mere infants. No, it's not any of these things that makes me want to throttle the man. To get to that, let us first take a small trip down to last week... (More)

Holy Crap!

erratic_prophet | 18 September, 2006 12:24

I thought that an apt title since those are the words that have been so frequently falling from my lips. I've been a busy little monkey lately. I've been: getting the kids ready for school, helping new hires at work, bracing myself for the upcoming holiday onslaught, and fending off well-meaning cupids. I haven't had a chance to breathe! (More)